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Boys will be boys
A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was thefirst day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the boysfirst".
Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in thebathtub".Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok.
In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next" .
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub".Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit ofsupporting a friend. Ok next" .
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub".
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next".This continues, and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub".Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach immature boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please" ..F
irst girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds".Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next".
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes" .Teacher "Now thats like educated grown up girls. Ok next.
You sweetgirl; Yes you...".The most beautiful girl in the class: "M' am, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day".
She said, "Let's start with the boysfirst".
Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in thebathtub".Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok.
In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next" .
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub".Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit ofsupporting a friend. Ok next" .
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub".
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next".This continues, and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub".Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach immature boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please" ..F
irst girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds".Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next".
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes" .Teacher "Now thats like educated grown up girls. Ok next.
You sweetgirl; Yes you...".The most beautiful girl in the class: "M' am, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day".
Just For Software Employees
There was a good old barber in Bangalore . One day aflorist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.Florist is happy and leaves the shop.The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.The next morning when the Barber goes to open hisshop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......
Scroll down for answer... . . . . . . .. . . . .....(Believe me it's worth it!!!!!!!!!! )
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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a freehaircut... with Printouts ofForwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.The next morning when the Barber goes to open hisshop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......
Scroll down for answer... . . . . . . .. . . . .....(Believe me it's worth it!!!!!!!!!! )
..................................................
A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a freehaircut... with Printouts ofForwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.
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