Vijay Mallia " Kingfisher"

After the Great Beer Festival in London, all the brewery bosses decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor! I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .

The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the most refreshing beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.”The bartender serves him.

The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.”He gets it.

Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, “Give me a Coke.”The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.The other brewery bosses look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Kingfisher?”“Well,” says the Kingfisher Brewery Boss, “if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I!”